Paul, 18, Canadian. I like long walks on the beach and capuchin monkeys. I track the tag "radthai". ✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰ ✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰ ✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰ EMILY!!!
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motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

Anonymous asked: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

but bruh it not my birthday

frosty-butt:

mhyin:

Imagine the glorious moment when we get to Marathon all the Hobbit movies  

(◡‿◡✿)

and then LOTR right after

(ʘ‿ʘ✿)

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Anonymous asked: u r a donut

yum

racisrn:

racisrn:

someone send me anon hate

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thanks

  • me: where do you live?
  • vegan: I'm a vegan
A progression of bad language

hawlmuchalucha:

deans-left-buttcheek:

Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
Elementary school: What the heck.
Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass

College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing

koblala:

jayrockin:

Snowflakes are actually the perfect metaphor for people. Each one IS unique, but we all have the same structure and are pretty similar in spite of our differences. And really, with as many around as there is, aint no one gonna notice your differences unless they care enough to look closely.

People are also similar to snowflakes in that it is difficult to drive when there are too many of them piled up on the road.

Well that took a turn I didn’t expect

Good people are like candles; they burn themselves up to give others light.
Turkish Proverb (via catic) ←

agonoszikred:

I HGAVE TOE SAVE TEhe priNCESS



Track: Step
Artist: Vampire Weekend
Album: Modern Vampires of the City

ifinddelightinthegruesomeandgrim:

This is the only important thing

I told my mom I’m tired of all the unhealthy food in my dorm room and she buys me brownies and chips… ok thank u mom